How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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