At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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