Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize
