so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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