It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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