So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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