You work out of a Hotel?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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