i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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