I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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