hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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