i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Randomize
