You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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