I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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