We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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