dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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