I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I want to have your abortion
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i think i scared a bird with my dick
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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