Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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