He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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