opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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