fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just want nice things and good sex
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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