He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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