She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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