you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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