I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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