Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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