Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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