this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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