its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
We are all done wearing pants today
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I would fuck him just for his dog
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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