Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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