We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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