I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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