Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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