Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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