I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Randomize
