I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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