i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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