You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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