Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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