is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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