So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We need to get me chipped asap
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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