i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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