I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I think a kid would responsible me up
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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