I'm drive I can fine osifer
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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