I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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