We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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