if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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