eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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