At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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