It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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