I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
My sheets look like a crime scene.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
